You'd Be Surprised

You'd Be Surprised - Marilyn Monroe

He's not so good in a crowd

But when you get him alone

You'd be surprised

He isn't much at a dance

But then when he takes you home

You'd be surprised

He doesn't look like much of a lover

Don't judge a book by its cover

He's got the face of an angel but

There's a devil in his eye

He's such a delicate thing

But when he's starting to squeeze

You'd be surprised

He doesn't look very strong

But when you sit on his knee

You'd be surprised

At a party or at a ball

I've got to admit he's nothing at all

But in a Morris chair you'd be surprised

He doesn't look like much of a lover

Don't judge a book by it's cover

'Cause he's got the face of an angel but

There's a devil in his eye

He doesn't say very much

But when he's starting to speak

You'd be surprised

He's not so good at the start

But at the end of the week

You'd be surprised

On a streetcar or in a train

You'd think he was born without any brains

But in a taxi cab and when he starts to grab

I say in a taxi cab you'd be surprised

This one's a real danger