I'm Gonna Move to the Outskirts of Town

Oh life

Is so peculiar

You get so wet in the rain

You know it too

Mm hmm

You get so warm in the sunshine

Get my suntan

It doesn't pay to complain

I never complain

When I get up each morning

There's nothing to breathe but air

Yeah

And when I look in the mirror

There's nothing to comb but hair

And when I sit down to breakfast

There's nothing to eat but food

Life is so peculiar but you can't

Stay home and brood

Oh life

Tell 'em about it pops

Is so peculiar the desert has only got sand

And that's grand

The oceans only got water

And you can't drink it all up

You never know where you stand

When I get out to dinner there's nothing to wear but clothes

Whenever I get sleepy there's nothing to do but doze

Yeah

Whenever I get thirsty there's nothing to do but drink

Life is no peculiar that it makes you stop and think

Yes life

Boop a doo wa boo waa

Is so peculiar

It sure is

A fork belongs with the knife

It sure does

Corn beef is lost without cabbage

I love cabbage a husband should have a wife

Yes

Life is so peculiar but as everybody says

That's life

Life

Yes life

It's so peculiar

A hugh

A bird can usually sing

A bird I do too

A pearl is made by an oyster

New Orleans

Rampart Street

You can't be sure of a thing

When I get tired of restin' there's nothing to do but walk

Walk it off pop

And when I don't care to listen there's nothing to do but talk

Keep your big mouth shut

When I'm up in the airplane there's nothing to do but fly

Mm hmm Life is so peculiar but I often wonder why

Oh life boop a doo wa boo waa is so peculiar

Sure is

A fork belongs with a knife you know

Mm mm

Corn beef is lost without cabbage

Leftover cabbage

Yeah

A husband should have a wife

Yeah

Life is so peculiar but what

Everybody says that's life

One more for me Jim

That's life

Let me hear it one time

That's life

All together

That's life

Yeah