One Thing Lyrics
One Thing - Jon Lajoie
Lyrics by：Jonathan Lajoie
Composed by：Jonathan Lajoie
I'm finally vaccinated
I can barely believe it
We're not through it just yet but
We're beginning to see the light
They're saying I can go outside
Get back to my regular life
It's a miracle I'm so grateful
We're getting to the other side
But as we turn the corner
There's something I'm ashamed to admit
There's one thing about the pandemic I am going to miss
I'm gonna miss having the best excuse
To not have to hang out with my annoying friend Todd
I'm gonna miss being able to say Dude
I wish we could kick it but the government says we cannot
On top of it I lied and told him over and over
That I couldn't wait for this whole thing to be over
So we could get together and finally hang out
And now that we're both vaccinate that time is now
Don't get me wrong I'm not complaining
What a privilege to be vaccinate
But he still quotes Austin Powers
All the time need I say more
Be hai
He only buys jeans with holes in them
His favorite movie is 300
And he's always giving
Shitty advice you didn't ask for
I'm not doing so well
I really miss my dog Dude
You know what would help
Paleo diet
Again I'm so grateful we're
Finally getting through this
But he like references reservoir dogs
To justify why he never tips
It's like what Mr Pink says
Why should I tip just because
Society tells me I have to
Oh Jesus Christ
I'm gonna miss having the best excuse
To not have to hang out with my annoying friend Todd
I'm gonna miss being able to say Dude
I wish we could kick it but
The government says we cannot
What a beautiful gift in the end
To have the luxury to once again
Be really f**king annoyed
By our friends