There'll Be A Jubilee

Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging

Well sir

All I can say

Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way I've just gotta behave

Boy

If I were a lamp I'd light

And If I were a banner I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel

Little me with my quiet upbringing

Well sir

All I can say is if I were a gate I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs

Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong

Ding dong ding

Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning

Well sir

All I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning

Well

I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked

Boy

If I were a duck I'd quack

Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're fondly caressing

Well

If I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing

Well

If I were a bell I'd go ding dong

Ding dong ding