You've Never Had Chocolate Like This

You've Never Had Chocolate Like This - Timothée Chalamet/The Cast of Wonka

Lyrics by：Neil Hannon/Paul King/Simon Farnaby

Composed by：Neil Hannon

Arranged by：Jeremy Holland-Smith/Joby Talbot/Neil Hannon

Produced by：Joby Talbot/Neil Hannon

So the taxis never stop

The girls think you're a flop

You're wet and cold you're getting old your confidence is shot

It's true

When people look at you

They seem to look straight through

Or like you're something brown they found upon the bottom of their shoe

Have you been following me

But this should lift the gloom

My giraffe-milk macaron

Just take a chance and you'll be dancing to a different tune

Goodbye to feeling small

And frightened of it all

Just eat a few of these and you'll be feeling ten feet tall

Well there's chocolate

And there's chocolate

Only Wonka's makes your confidence skyrockelet

Put your hand into your pockelet

Get yourself some Wonka chocolate

Madame just one kiss

Yes please

You've never had chocolate like this

No we've never had chocolate like this

Have you tried his new one

No

Oh you've got to have a go

Just pop one in and everything becomes a Broadway show

The news that makes you gasp

The jokes that make you laugh

All that you say and do all day will be choreographed

Lost your hair can't think where

Feeling fairly bare up there

Don't despair I come prepared

Behold my hair repair-it claire

It's made from ground vanilla

From the markets of Manila

Take heed eat more than three and you'll end up like a gorilla

Well there's chocolate

And there's chocolate

Only Wonka's makes you hop around the clockelet

Put your hand into your pockelet get yourself

Oh put a sock in it

Make sure they're all frisked

Have you ever had chocolate like this

I've never had chocolate like this

Never had chocolate like this

Never had chocolate like this

Well there's literate and illiterate

Can you tell me what this word is

Not a bit of it

Well that's a vowel and that's a consonant

What's that now

You're talking nonsenense

I should call it quits

But you've never sold chocolate like this

Well there's chocolate

I understand that

And there's chocolate

Totally true

Only Wonka drives a hole right through our profilets

Yes but what I'm trying to tell you is that

Is that if we don't get on top of this

Uh-huh

We'll go bust choco-pocalypse

We'll cease to exist

But fellas you've never had chocolate like this

No we've never had chocolate like this

Well there's chocolate

Well there's chocolate

And there's chocolate

And there's chocolate

Only mine'll find you buying wedding frockelets

We have just tied the knot and it's

All because of Wonka's chocolate

Off to a life of bliss

You've never had chocolate like this

Ah

No we've never had chocolate like this

Have you ever had chocolate like this

No we've never had chocolate

No we've never had chocolate like this