Microwave Popcorn (Explicit)

Microwave Popcorn (Explicit) - Bo Burnham

Lyrics by：Bo Burnham

Composed by：Bo Burnham

Could you turn my headphones turn up my head

Or I'm the only one in here so

I'm gonna turn up my own headphones for myself

Thank you you're welcome

Tryna make microwave popcorn

In a microwave

I am on that wave I am on that wave

Tryna make microwave popcorn

I take the packet out the plastic takin' out the plastic brrt

Reading the directions on the back of the package oh

Orville redenbacher you're a savage you a savage

So let's get crackin' tryna make microwave ayy

I put the packet on the glass what glass

The little glass dish in the microwave got it

I close the door which door

The door to the microwave what is wrong with you

You follow all the rules when you're a studious guy step one

Insert the packet set the power to high

Cook for one and a half minutes to two and

A half minutes mm kind of a wide range

Tryna make microwave popcorn skibidi skibidi bap

In a microwave brrt

I am on that wave I am on that wave

Tryna make microwave popcorn

The popcorn's done thank god

I open up the door I take it out

Ah **** godd**n that's hot super hot

Makes sense I burned my fingies

I open up the packet the packet

It smells smoky and the kernels

Are black **** no

I burned it no I burned it for real

Yes for real do you think you'

Helping by saying all this

I'm givin' up I'm done cookin' popcorn

I'ma eat a bag of skinny pop it's already popped

I look back at the microwave wait a minute

How'd I miss this button

There's a button and the button

Says popcorn oh no

On the microwave

I am on that wave I am on that

Wave I shoulda hit that button

Tryna make microwave popcorn

In a microwave

I am on that wave I am on that wave

Tryna make microwave popcorn