Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals

With so much drama at my detective agency

It's kind of hard to be an A C M E agent like me

Because Carmen Sandiego well she keeps evading me

She's freaking hard to find Rockapella agrees

She's elusive not conducive to a crime free planet

Robbed the banks of the Nile and I can't understand

She stole the Mason Dixie line so I'm searching for clues

How much damage can an educational computer game villain do

She stole the Grand Canyon and the Sydney Opera House

The Golden Gate Bridge tell me what's that all about

Now she's even going back in time she's messing with my mind

She stole the Magna Carta and the Maginot Line

She's single handedly and in charge like Scott Baio

I'm chasing her around like a bull in rodeo

She needs should be locked up just like Galileo

This girl stole my breakfast please lego my Eggo

She's a kleptomaniac but she must refrain from that

Crime record shows every heinous deed's insanely whack

She's up to no good with her zany hijinx

She took a trip to Egypt stole the pyramid and Sphynx

She stole Stone Henge and she stole the Eiffel Tower

How do you freaking steal the freaking Eiffel Tower

I'm learning a lot with every single spot

I think she might be at but it turns out that she's not

The chief is on the phone dude leave me alone

Carmen's surreptitious as the evidence has shown

She might even steal your heart so I must warn ya

She's so d**n hot when she rocks her Red Fedora

I've chased her to Berlin Trinidad and Tobago

Where the is Carmen Sandiego

Carmen Sandiego has really bad morals

Carmen Sandiego has really bad morals

Carmen Sandiego has really bad morals

Carmen Sandiego got really bad morals

I never knew gaming could be so educational is it recreational

Is it recreational