I Want To Be Evil

Want To Be Evil (Remastered) - Eartha Kitt

I've posed for pictures with Iv'ry Soap

I've petted stray dogs and shied clear of **

My smile is brilliant my glance is tender

But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender

I've been made Miss Reingold though I never touch beer

And I'm the person to whom they say ＂You're sweet my dear＂

The only etchings I've seen have been behind glass

And the closest I've been to a bar was at ballet class

Prim and proper the girl who's never been kissed

Well I'm tired of being pure and not chased

Like something that seeks its level

I wanna go to the devil

I wanna be evil I wanna spit tacks

I wanna be evil and cheat at jacks

I wanna be wicked I wanna tell lies

I wanna be mean and throw mud pies

I want to wake up in the morning

With that dark brown taste

I wanna see some dissipation in my face

I wanna be evil I wanna be mad

But more than that I wanna be bad

I wanna be evil and trump an ace

Just to see my partner's face

I wanna be nasty I wanna be cruel

I wanna be daring I wanna shoot pool

And in the theatre

I want to change my seat

Just so I can step on everybody's feet

I wanna be evil I wanna hurt flies

I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries

I wanna be horrid I wanna drink booze

And whatever I've got I'm eager to lose

I wanna be evil little evil me

Just as mean and evil as I can be