You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch (From "How the Grinch Stole Christmas")

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Christmas Hits Collective

You're a mean one Mr Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel Mr Grinch

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel

You're a monster Mr Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul Mr Grinch

I wouldn't touch you

With a thirty nine and a half foot pole

You're a vile one Mr Grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile Mr Grinch

Given the choice between you

I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a rotter Mr Grinch

You're the King of Sinful Sots

Your heart's a dead tomato splotch

With moldy purple spots Mr Grinch

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce

You nauseate me Mr Grinch

With a nauseous super naus

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked hoss Mr Grinch

Your soul is an appalling dung heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable

Mangled up in tangled up knots

You're a foul one Mr Grinch

You're a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk Mr Grinch

The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote

Stink stank stunk